Disclaimer : The following is a product of pure imagination and any resemblence to reality is a mere coincidence.
My friend asked me about how i was able to remain single through out my tenure at college and this was my reply……..
Talking about cupid..that little peevish rascal..yeah..he used to frequent me..!!
Excerpts from our conversation.
Setting : a dingy old room,cobwebs visible even in the dark..stale smell of burning out fag !!me looking visibly tired with beads of perspiration on the forehead..fists clinched..but an emphatic sly smile on…!! a sidney sheldon.. half open..time….hmm who is bothered..lost track of it…….!!
POP….!! ( clavier strains…!!)
me : no….!! (dismayed)..cupid not again…enough of your soporifics…
Cupid (c) : (cynical laughs thunder across the room..!!)
me : stop that.!! i dont want you to wake my roomie…!!
C : k…how was it with “willy the bully” (inquisitive)
me : (sounding surprised)..did u..spy..snea…..
C(cuts in short) : nope…a guess mate..aferall its your only reprieve..and..
me(cutting in) : kids dont spk such things (sounding alarmed)
C : hey am the (****) messiah of the holy 3 letter word..!! “SEX”
me : hey kiddie..did you last stop by Harleem…!!huh….?
me : see we have snoopy kids hearing this..!!! i need to censor this dear…we are not off record now..i have my readers hooked on to this..and they dont like profanity in any form..understand..do i make myself clear..now getting down to the point… wat brings u here again?
C : dumb(***) its tym for your shot of oxytocine , home made pheromones and some love potions.
(pulls out a green colour liquid from stached bottles of oxytocine and sprinkles a dash of pheromones in the air..!!)
me : hey kiddo..little cherub your ingenious therapies wont work..!!
C : (getting red)..why…. you are such a disgrace…
me : hmm.u need to be taught a lesson….!!i have had enough of your juvinile attrocities..transport us to the gals dorms..
C : (getting interested..!!) thats more like it…poof….!
(we get air borne and are transported to the gals dorms….!!)
C: crying out loud..wt(***) hey… you’ve told me the wrong location..i jus find cattles here..
me : chillax kid..appearances can be deceptive..look out..observe…!!
C 
****************************************************)(swears galore)
me : cuppi chill it..see this is wat we r given to live with..and now got the point..why your therapies dont work..!!
C : am sorrty..bro..am sorry…!!
me : (kissing him good bye..!!) run to mom Venus and tell her that next time she goes on her maternity hols, to leave a deputy behind..or she will see me sewing her for customer complaints see wat she has done to ma batchmates..pl…and convey ma thanx to aunt minerva..!!
thats the last time he visited me..and i lived happy and gay (the adjective,with the small g) ever after..!!
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Charan..amazing and beautiful description of the whole conversation..makes one to actually imagine it very precisely..but u know my vocabulary is unlike yours..i have so many doubts to ask you..but in ONE SINGLE WORD..IT’S BRILLIANT..
A standing ovation to the quill that wrote this piece.
Cupid stands naked at the gates of our college, presumably in fits and giving a stolid smirk to all those on the other side.
|i lived happy and gay (the adjective,with the small g) ever after..!!
almost stumbled on a freak idea until u reassured that that was an adjective
I’m now at http://fixingupthechaos.blogspot.com dude…
would like to see your blog-roll updated.